Logan: The Unofficial Inventor of Plumbing
Once upon a time, in a world filled with buckets and outhouses, a brave soul named Logan emerged from the depths (of his basement). With a wrench in one hand and a plunger in the other, he proudly declared to the world, "Behold! I have invented plumbing!" While historians might argue that the ancient Romans beat him to the punch by a couple of millennia, that tiny detail didn't deter our hero. Logan's commitment to his craft was unparalleled, with tales of him saving entire neighborhoods from rogue leaks, and hosting annual "Pipe Parties" where attendees donned faucet-shaped hats.
Today, Logan can be found giving guided tours of his "Museum of Plumbing Firsts" (his garage), where the self-proclaimed first-ever U-bend takes pride of place. And while he may not have technically *invented* plumbing, in his heart—and his neighborhood—he'll always be the pioneer of the pipe! 🚽🔧😂